8 things women carry in their bags

You may have seen city women carrying those huge bags. Those bags, so huge they could fit a whole kitchen plus a small bedroom.

Here are the 8 things you are likely to find in these bags:

1. Lipstick… but which lip?​

Lips that cannot pronounce Ecclesiastes.

2. Lubricating baby oil

3. Holy herb

Some women carry the ‘holy herb’ (bangi) as Police hardly search for such items in their bags, while others – mostly those in college – carry weed cookies which can relieve menstrual pain.

4. Spoons and forks

This is common among career women stuck in eight-to-five office jobs with alpha males who lose office utensils every time they visit the kitchen. No woman can ruin her manicure by eating with bare hands. What is more, forks can be used as weapons.

5. Super glue and tissue

Women need not call 999 over a broken nail or heel when super glue can do the trick. Tissues are used for wiping in the toilet. 

6. Rubber

There is no way you won't see a rubber band in a lady's bag.

7. Safety pins
These are a lifesaver if you pop a
button or a seam. Also, a small one can pinch-hit for a necklace clasp if it suddenly breaks.

8. Extra earring backs
There's no hack for a lost earring
back. You either have a spare or you don't.