THE ADVENTURE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER 4

Episode 4

Two weeks before the robbery day, Janet had been skipping class seriously. She had been frustrating my effort and I knew if
she continues this way, no doubt that she will fail the next JAMB. So I thought of a plan. Each time I am about to tell her to attend classes, I will place my phone on a recorder. So I have been capturing all her excuses and conversations. Even the periods
that she do threatened me, I do record the threats. On the night of the robbery, I have sneaked in as usual, I ate my dinner in
sikirat’s room. We have had our lessons. Just when we were bleeping in different styles, we had a knock on the gate. ” Open the gate or else I will blow your head with gun”, a voice said from outside. We were scared, my D# # k went flat instantly. What do we do now?, sikirat asked. I don’t
know too, I replied. Immediately I
remembered my neighbour friend at home. His name is sunkanmi. Sunkanmi is a police officer, he had joined the police force about 7 years ago, he was feared by people in our neighbourhood. I placed a call to sunkanmi.
ME: hello sunkanmi, abeg there is trouble. Where you dey?
SUNKANMI: I dey work on night duty
ME: please we need your help at the white house
SUNKANMI: where is white house? And what is happening there?.
ME: armed robber are here pls do
something to help us. **I described the location**
Sunkanmi: but wetin u dey do for there this midnite?. You go rob?
ME: I will explain later. I hanged up. I and sikirat locked ourselves
inside the bathroom in her room. The thieves had gained entrance into the compound, manipulated the entrance door and now in the living room. They searched every room including sikirat’s room. We
didn’t make any sound, they went to the kitchen, ate the beefs in the pot before returning back to the living room. They were about going away with some money
and properties when we heard another voice outside “stop there, if you move then you are dead”. I was happy that sunkanmi had helped. All the robbers were arrested, I and sikirat came out of the room, dressed up and went outside to see what was going on. I couldn’t see sunkanmi among the cops. The police officer asked ” who are the occupants of this house?”, the
gateman pointed to sikirat as the person who lives in the main house as at that time. The police officer turned to me. Oga, who
are you?. I went dumb and couldn’t speak. How do I explain my identity?. Its past 4am, the robbers are now in the police van, the officer told I and sikirat to follow them to station for statement writing. ****chaiiiii,
my own don meet me today, wetin I go tell madam?, how did I get there at midnite? what for?. On reaching the station, I called
sunkanmi and he gave me directions to where I will see him.
ME: sunky baba, you have to help me please.
SUnKANMI: what happened?, I was the one who arranged the boys to rescue you after your call last night.
ME: I know, but I needed help.
SUnKANMI: what do you want me to do for you?,
ME: ********i explained all my movements, my secret lessons to him****
SunKANMI: so what?
ME: madam will be here soon. What will be my explanation?
SUNKANMI: leave that to me, In your statement, just write it that you were coming from a vigil when you noticed the robbery movements, you hide somewhere, minutes later, you called me. You saw the gate opened by the robbers, you summon the courage to enter with the mindset to rescue the occupants of the house, then
the police arrived. That’s all.
ME: sunky baba. Thanks so much ooooo. ****chaiiii, see police sense. I went back to meet sikirat, whispered into her ears about what sunkanmi said. She was happy and relieved because she too was scared of what will
happen if madam finds out. Sunkanmi also gave a script to sikirat to write. It was that
day I believed that “POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND”.
We both write our statements as directed by sunkanmi. At about 6:10am, madam and Janet arrived.
MADAM: police officer, what happened?, I heard my house was robbed and my maid is here? ***i guess oga Peter didn’t mention my name to madam. That's good of him****
IPO: yes madam. It was this young man that alerted the police “pointing at me”****he reads out my statement to madam.
Sunkanmi also add sauce and juice to the story. Madam was so exicited. 'See me at home tomorrow sunday at 3pm,'madam said to me. Its 3pm on sunday, I dressed well and went straight to the white house.
I was welcomed warmly. Madam, Janet and Gideon were sitting in the living room.
MADAM: onihaxy, I’m so happy about what you did, for your courage, boldness and the
police you invited to save our properties from been stolen.
ME: ******my head come dey swell***. You are welcome ma.
MADAM: now, you are now more than a lesson teacher. You are now part of our family. Feel free to come here any time. You
may sleep over whenever you feel like.
ME: ****my head come swell again***** thank you ma.
MADAM: sikira!!!!!!!!!!!!, show onihaxy his new room. He is now part of us, whenever he feels like sleeping over, he should be
welcomed. Janet looked at me, she smiled and winked.
I followed sikirat to see the room. "Now, no more sneaking, we are now closer, "Sikirat said. I left the white house on that sunday
evening, different thoughts running through my mind. What is Janet up to?, why did she winked at me?, what if I was
caught with sikirat?, I thought of
everything and decided to maintain my usual lesson outing with to the white house. Sikirat’s lesson at my home continued every market days, I keep on enjoying food stuffs and beef courtesy of sikirat, we still have our friday night lesson/s#x at the white house. Something happened along the line. I came
for lessons as usual and met Janet in the living room looking depressed and sad. I tried talking to her but she won’t say a word. I manipulated her by every means
but she won’t talk, I came closer to her, held her palm, she was so cold, I looked into her eyes and it was soaked. Janet must be going through something or something
happened to her I thought, yet she wouldn’t speak. Janet stood up and went to her room. I didn’t know where the boldness came from, I followed her. She sat on her bed, bending down her
head and supporting it with her left hand, she was wearing her usual bump short with a yellow top. I sat beside her. Held her
hand again trying to talk to her.
“Janet, you can talk to me”. I can’t say anything, she replied. “Do you want me to start crying also?” She lifted up her head looked
at me and said, "Onihaxy, I have been heart broken”…………

THE ADVENTURE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER 3

The following week started. Sikira started her lessons at my house every 5 market days. She will
stop by and spend between one hour to two hours before going to market. I was not s*xually
attracted to sikirat because of her mode of dressing which was extremely local. I told her about her dressing and she said there was nothing she could do about it. I told her that I will get her new cloths, but she said she won’t
be able to wear them because
its madam that always buy the clothing for her and she dares not put on anything that doesn’t
come from madam.
**chaiii, this madam is wicked ooooo, she just wanted to kill the beauty in this sikiratu, I thought**.
Whenever sikirat comes around, I teach her basic english and
mathematics, and I gained something new in return, sikirat will branch at my place when
coming back from the market, she will give me part of the food stuffs, beef and fruit she is
suppose to carry to madam. I started eating good meals courtesy sikiratu, since the day1 of her lesson, I have been
enjoying the same meal as that of the white house. Most times, sikira will cook the soup for me before going back home. Yet, I didnt have the mindset of having s*x with her because she wasn’t
s*xually attractive. We had problem with the friday night classes because madam and the family always come back from
church by 5am and sikirat must be met in the house, so we suspended the night tutorials. Janet was still skipping class as
usual. From 5 classes to 4, then 3, now she attends only 2 classes in a week. I dare not tell madam
as instructed, otherwise janet will make me loose my job. All I do during janet’s periods is to sit
down and watch african magic while she either goes out of
the house or lock herself up in the room. I was getting uncomfortable about Janet’s
attitude and decided to speak with sikira about it one day during our lessons in my house.
ME: sikirat, what is wrong with that Janet sef? she is very lazy, she keeps skipping class and
I’m getting fed up.
SIKIRAT: **laughs for a while**: sebi she dey reduce your stress ni?, then why complain?.
ME: what if she fails her next jamb exam? madam will sack me that I’m not doing my work
SIKIRAT: there is nothing you can do about it, madam had
employed 3 lesson teachers this year before you,whenever they complain to madam about
aunty Janet’s attitude. Aunty janet will lie that the teachers want to sleep with her, then madam will sack them.
ME: chaiiiiiiiiiiii . Na wa ooooo. So what do I do now?
SIkirAT: just obey whatever she says if you want to retain your job.
***then I thought to myself, there must be a way out of this, but that is what I don’t know yet.*****
Two months have past since I started my lessons in the white house and my second week of lesson with sikirat. Sikirat has
been responding better, she works her assignment very well
and still, there is no intimate attraction because sikirat will always wear a big long gown like old mama, and threads her hair with rubber. The following week, sikirat arrived at my house as usual and told me.
SIkIRAT: “we can now be having classes every friday night”
ME: **surprised **. But how? Where? And when?
SiKIrAT: at our house. The white house.
ME: but you know that will not be possible. What about the gateman?. You want to kill me?
SiKIRAT: you have nothing to worry about, I have discussed
everything with him. In fact he is happy about it and ready to help. He just wanted to see you for confirmation.
ME: are you sure I’m safe?
SiKIRAT: very sure.
After the lesson, sikirat hugged me and later kiss me as she was leaving for market. I was shocked and my dick rose up.
SIKIRAT: I’m sorry for what I did. I just wanted to appreciate you for
your support and classes.
ME: you are welcome.
Sikirat left for the market, returned to my house as usual to drop food stuffs before going
back to the white house.
The following monday. I went to the white house for lessons as usual. When I knocked the
gate, the gate man opened and
said. “Oga teacher, abeg, I wan see you small oooo”.
We entered his quarters directly beside the gate. He offered me a sit and we started the discussion.
ME: oga peter, u say u wan see me. Hope no problem?
Gateman:. Yes, na sikirat discuss something with me and I wan confirm from you.
ME: and what is that?
***pretends as if I didn’t know anything***
Gateman: she say she don start a lesson at your place but the time no reach, she come say she want make you dey come here every friday nights when madam and the family go vigil( allnite).
ME: yes, she said it. So what are we doing about it?
Gateman: the thing wey go happen be say. You go dey come around 9pm. I go sneak you into
my quarters. And when madam and the family don go church, you go come out go meet sikiratu
for inside. And when it's 15minutes to 5am. U go come back to my quarters because you no fit go out until 5;30am because of vigilantes. So when its 5:30am , I go sneak you
out of the gate. U hear am?.
ME: oga peter, you get sense. Thank you very much
Gateman: that one na small thing. I dey do am because you be showboy, you dey always buy
gala (sausage roll) come for me. And sikira too na good girl. She dey always add to my food and steal fish for me to chop. I just happy say she wan learn book. But the service na on 2 conditions oooooo.
ME: wetin be the condition?
Gateman: you go dey pay me 5k monthly, and the 2nd one be say, you for not go beyond lesson with sikira oo. Because if she get
belley, them go mention my name say na me dey allow guys enter come give am.
ME: se na only that 2?
Gateman: yes
Me: no problem. I be gentle boy and besides, I no dey date sikirat, I just see am as a good friend.
Gateman: ***laughs****, u mean say since all these days wey sikirat dey come your house, you
never chop am?.
ME: I swear
Gateman: oga teacher, you don miss ooooo.
You see wounded cow, you no slaughter, shey na healthy cow you wan come cut.
ME: thank you oga peter, make I dey go meet Janet , we go talk later.
I walked into the house to meet Janet . She was still rude, bossy and lazy as usual. She only
managed to stay 40minutes for the chemistry class before going
inside again. I waited for Gideon , tutored him and left.
It was friday, sikirat had called me at 8pm to remind me of our new schedule. I no just get the heart, my mind just dey shake say if dem catch me nko?. I gather courage went to the white
house,sneaked into the gateman’s room as planned. And when the family were out, I left the room. Before I could get to the door, sikirat had opened the
main door. You are welcome “she said”. She took me straight to her room. She had kept a plate of rice and meat for me. She said, “that is the food I’m supposed to eat, but I decided to eat the remnants from the pot and keep this for you.”.
Haba, u shouldn’t have done that now, why starve yourself? I said. She replied, you deserve more than that, infact you deserve
everything in this world. For you to tutor me free of charge,
agreed to pay oga Peter 5k monthly and also risk your life to be here at nights, u deserved
everything. I was marvelled. I never knew I have done something that important. After eating.. I marked her previous
assignment. We did little of
mathematics till 11:10pm. Sikirat said she was tired and wanted to
take her bath then go to bed. I said ok. Just infront of me, sikirat untied her wrapper from her waist and removed her top. Oh my GOD!!!, she wasn’t wearing anything inside. For
the first time, I saw the real beauty in sikirat. She was so endowed with an average bosom but not up to that of Janet . The boobbi were so shaped and the
tips were pointed. My dick
resurrected again but I had to
stylishly cover it.
ME: haba, sikirat, you don’t even care that I’m here, see how you are unclad
Sikirat:. **laughs***. Why should I be afraid?, you are a special part
of me. I know you like aunty Janet and don’t like me because you are educated and I am a
poor house girl.
ME: its not like that sikirat, if I don’t like you, I won’t risk my life to be here this night.
Sikirat: but you don’t admire me and always touch me each time I come to your place.
ME: I’m shy ni. Because you are older than me
SIkiRAT: and you are educated than me. So who is higher between the two of us?.
We laughed as she enters the bathroom to shower. In less than 6 minutes, she was out, tieing a towel and still saw me fully
dressed in my jean trousers and
roundneck. Oga teacher!, is this
how you want to sleep with your dress on?, She said. I’m ok like this, I replied.
She said “no oooo, there is heat”. She came closer, unbutton my shirt, removes my singlets, in the process, her towel loosed.
OMG!!, sikirat is naturally beautiful without cloths.
She looks s#xier and younger. I don’t know where the courage came from. I pulled her head closer and kissed her. She
responded and kissed me
passionately. I grabbed. She was moaning softly and helping to unzip my trousers.
She removed my trousers. Then she lied beside me and said “oga
teacher, come on me”. But I don’t
have a condom here. I replied. She said “oooh God. Can’t you do it without condom?”. I said NO because oga peter warned me that you should not be
pregnant. She laughed. She removed the rubber band on her hair and then walked Unclad to the kitchen. I still don’t know what she is up to with the rubber band. She came back with a small white nylon. She wore the nylon on my D##k. This girl too get sense. Omo see improvised condom for here ooooo****.
Without wasting much time. I lean forward to her. We enjoyed ourselves. Later we showered. We both went back to bed and
sleep. I woke up and sneaked out as planned. We continued this exercise for the next 6 weeks. We will meet at my house on market days for lessons alone. Then meet at the white house for s#x and lesson. Not until one friday night at the white house. We were inside doing our normal routine until when armed robber
arrived at the compound that night.
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THE ADVENTURE OF A PRIVATE LESSON 2

Episode Two

Over the weekend, I had a fresh hair cut, a fresh perfume, a new 3 packs of shirt all ahead of my new job. I relocated to my own apartment in akure where I used toblive before I left for service.
Finally, its monday, I went straight to my new job at 10am.
“Ko ko ko”, I knocked on the gate, the gateman opened, looked at me. He recognised me. Madam no dey around, “he replied” but madam say make aunty janet
attend to you, aunty janet dey inside. I entered into the compound. Knock on the main door. “Ko ko ko”. Who is that?, a voice answered from inside. Its me onihaxy, I replied. She opened the door and stood at the entrance. **Chaiiiiii, Janet was wearing a black round neck top, the Tips were pointing out, I guess she isn’t wearing a bra, she wore anmicro mini skirt, she has an average height with a yam leg*******
JANET: ****i guess she can’t recognise seeing me days back, well its normal sha, girls don’t recollect seeing guys but guy can
always recollect seeing a lady at
12midnight.****, who are u looking for?
ME: I am the new lesson teacher. Mummy told me to resume today.
JANET:, ****still not smiling**** really?, come in and have your seat……. Sikira!!!!!!!, where is this girl ?, she screamed.
**i thought in mind, this girl must be mean, see the wey she dey scream on this poor girl.****
sikira came out, she saw me sitting, she smiled at me and said “Hello sir”, I smiled back and said “hi”. Janet frowned at her and shouted at her, “pick this cup and
get out of here, “. Sikira left and Janet turned to me. I looked at her again and can’t believe she is 19. Her body shape looks 24.
She is robust like “akebaje”. She sat down on the other chair, she smiled a little.
JANET: I’m sorry pls, that girl is just lazy, if I don’t shout at her, she will never work. So what is your name again?
ME: onihaxy
JANET: ok, mummy already informed I and my brother that you will be coming around to tutor us. So let’s talk
ME: ok
JANET: I hope you will tutor well because you will be the 4th teacher to be employed this year, they all are not good at teaching,
and when I notice that you are not good, I will report you to mum and you will be fired.
ME: **my heart skip beats****, I am a good and born teacher, I will try my best.
JANET: better. So let’s discuss the time table. Mummy said 5 times a week but I want it 3 or 4 times. And mummy must not
know about this. Understand?
ME: ****no wonder you no pass jamb, lazy
girl****. Ok, I replied
JANET: so what time and day will be ok for you?
ME: any day and time you fix is ok
JANET: anyday and time?. I thought you teach at a school? Or don’t you work elsewhere?
ME: ***chaiiiiiiii, this girl is rude oooo, see as she dey question me****, I used to teach when I served. I just passed out and
still job hunting.
JANET: *raised eye brow* so you are a graduate?, you have served?, waaooooooh, I was thinking you are an NCE holder or
school cert. That is interesting. She smiled.
ME: ***chaiii, see as my small stature dey embarrass me****. So what time will u prefer?
JANET: monday, Wednesday, friday and saturday. You will come at 2pm, teach me till 4pm when Gideon will be back from
school. Then start with Gideon from 4:30 to 6pm. Is that ok by you.
ME: its ok. So can we start today?.
JANET: no problem, will you wait behind? Or come back by 2pm?
ME: **thought***, I think I will come back. But where is mummy
JANET: don’t you know she will be at work? She is a banker and won’t be back untill 6:30pm or 7pm.
ME: **chaiii, this girl is naturally rude***, ok Janet, I will be back by 2pm.
JANET: wait, let me have your number just incase. ” Sikira!!!!!!!!!!!, bring my phone for me on my bed” she screamed.
Sikira came with the phone. Janet collected it from sikira while sikira is still standing there. She smiled at me again.
JANET: call your number
ME: 0806323********
JANET: saved, ****she flashed my number*******
ME: I got it, let me be on my way, I will be back by 2pm.
She returned the phone to sikira to return, I left the compound, walked out to the gate. Just as I was outside the gate, my phone ranged. I looked at the screen, it was an unknown number. I picked
ME: hello, who is this?
CALLER: its me sikirat, that is my number, save it. I will call you later, bye.
***hanged up****
I got home wondering, what does skirt wants from me?. She must have memorized my number while I was calling it to Janet.
**fast forward***.
Its 1:30pm, I left my house and set out for my lesson job. I arrived at the white house, knocked on the gate and the gate man ushered me in. I went straight to the main door entrance. A heavy sound of. “I fit
die on top your matter” was coming out of the room that no one could hear me knocking. Then I remembered I have Janet's number. I called her and no one picked. I called sikirat that I’m outside,. A minute later, the door was opened. I entered and
met Janet on a pink top and a bump short. She was sweating, then I guess she must have been dancing.
ME: hi jane, I’m here for the lesson,
JANET: “eeeehhmmm onihaxy” did I get it right?
ME: yes
JANET: see I’m tired oooo. I’m not sure I will do lesson today. I have been dancing since. If not for sikirat who told me that it
seems someone is knocking, I wouldn't have known you are outside
ME: ****chaii, omo see sense, this sikira wise oooo****. Ok jane, so what will happen now.
JANET: maybe you should wait for Gideon to be back from school. Then you should teach him.
ME: ok
JANET: what should I offer you?
ME: ****why dis girl dey act nice this time na?****. I’m ok for now,
I waited for Gideon and I thought him mathematics. I continued the lesson since that day. Janet will skip lessons most times
and I dare not tell mummy. Sikirat will sneak to call
me. She said aunty Janet and mummy must not catch her. Most times, we will do midnight call, we do talk about everything
except s#x. I guess she doesn’t want to bring it up and I wasn’t interested neither. I would still prefer Janet to sikirat any day.
until one day when sikirat said she wants to tell me something.
ME: hello sikirat, u said you wanted to tell me something.
SIKIRAT: please I need your help. I don’t know if you will help me,
ME: just say it first.
SIKIRAT:. I wanted a service that I can’t afford to pay for
ME: what service dear?
SIKIRAT: I’m shy to say it.
ME: just say it dear
SIKIrAT: emmmmm ehhmmmm
eeehhmmm. You see, I dropped
out at JSS2. I have passion to go to school but my parents don’t
have the capacity. A sister who brought me to akure from ilorin
promised my parents to send me to school. Only to end up renting me out madam. when we reach akure. I still want education
ME: you mean you want to go back to school?
SIKIRAT: not really
ME: so what do you want?
SIKIRAT: I want you to be teaching me lesson but I don’t have money to pay.
ME: that’s not a problem sikirat. Whenever I come next, I will be
teaching you when I’m through with Janetand Gideon
SIKIRAT: no oooo, mummy and aunty Janet will not support it, they hate me so much, infact, they might send me out of the
house.
ME: so what do you want us to do?
SIKIRAT: I will be coming to your house
ME: *****my heart skipped beat*****. When and how?
SIkiRAT: I used to go to market to buy house needs every 5 days.
I can spend like 2hrs at your place before going to market. And also on Friday nights.
Everyone used to go to vigil and I am always the only one at home with the gateman, I can always come around… Abi ur wife will not support it?
ME: looolz, wife kee?, I have not married, and I’m not in any relationship for now.
SIKIRAT: you mean you don’t have any girlfriend?
ME: yes
SIKiRaT: thank God oooo, no one will say I want to use lesson to snatch her boyfriend.
After the conversation, I was wondering how midnight lessons will look like. Chaiiii, sikirat .

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THE ADVENTURE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER

Episode One

Graduation had finally come and gone , I will
definitely miss my friends, my study mates,
my environment etc , a lot of thoughts were
running through my mind as I was packing
and arranging my
load. I begin to ask myself, “after national
service next year, what next?”.
Those were my thoughts a year ago. Fast
forward, a year later
I had tried to apply for jobs during my service
year but I couldn’t get a befitting job. My
friends who were born
with silver spoons had jobs waiting for them
at home,
“Which kind wahala be this?”, I picked my bag,
boarded a bus to Akure. When i got home, my
family and neighbours welcomed me, it was
as if a white man had come on a visit. People
were asking me questions, some greeted me,
some were asking for what I brought. As the
days rolled by, I began to search for a job to
do, I moved round the town to see if I could
get a job somewhere. One day while I was
walking on the 3rd street, I saw a woman
coming out of a mighty white duplex house.
She pasted a notice on her gate as I was
passing by. I moved closer to see the what
she was pasting, and on it I saw, "A home
lesson teacher wanted URGENTLY”. Chaiii, I
ignored at first and moved on. After walking
about 8 steps. I stopped and thought.
***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be rich
people ooo, so dem fit pay.*****, I stopped
thinking, went back to the house, and knocked
on the gate. The gateman ushered me in. The
gateman took me to the main entrance, called
out the woman and left,
ME: good afternoon ma
MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can
I help you?
ME: I saw you pasting a notice and I decided
to apply.
MADAM: you mean the home tutor job?
ME: Yes
MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And
what was your result?.
ME: *****smiled*****, yes ma I have.
MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because
my first daughter wants to write JAMB (JOINT
ADMISSIONS AND MATRICULATIONS BOARD)
and post jamb( a Nigerian entrance
examination for tertiary students), so a
graduate will do better,
ME: *****i looked at myself and thought,
“chaiiii, small stature na bad thing oooo, see I
no look like graduate ?”***** smiled, I’m a
graduate maa.
MADAM: really?, oooohh, pls I am so sorry for
the embarrassment, so sorry please, u look
very young, please come
in please. she ushered me into the living
room.
The interior of the room is a nice one, a
colourful design and nice set of furniture. I
sat on the chair and she sat down opposite
me.
MADAM: I’m sorry once again
ME: its not a problem ma
MaDAM: which state are you from?
ME: Edo
MADAM: how old are you.
ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23
MADAM: 23? Then what age did you
graduate?
ME: 21 , Maa
MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I
like that. So let’s get to business. My first
daughter janet is 19, she failed her last jamb
attempt, so she is writing another one, so u
will teach her physics, chemistry and math,
less I forget. What’s course did you read?
ME: chemistry, Maa
MaDAM: then you should be able to do well
then,
ME: ok ma, ***i looked at the photo on the
wall directly in front of me, it was that of a
very pretty young lady, she is fair and has a
big burst.
This must be janet,
********“chaiiiii, omo see boobbi****
MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in JSS 3, u will
be teaching him mathematics.
Me: ok ma.
MADAM: ********called someone by the name
“Sikira,” Sikira!!! , bring a bottle of coke for me
with a glass ******
A young girl appeared from the kitchen, her
dressing shows that she must be the house
maid. She is fair too but not like janet, she
must be in her early 20’s I guess, she has this
local inbuilt beauty, a nice dimple and an
average sized bosom. She served the coke
and when she turned around.
*******Chaiiiiiiii, omo see
asssssssssss.********
Its that type like mercy johnson’s.
I sipped the coke and continue the discussion.
MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her
with your fine boy look oooooo,
ME: ok maa.
Madam: just kidding. So how much are you
charging me?
ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look
of the house, the cars I saw outside
30,000 niara maa
MADAM: heeeeeeeee, why? I’m not employing
you to train her for cambridge. I will pay you
20,000 per month for the 2 children.
ME: ok maa
MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don’t go
beyond academics with my daughter, I think
you understand what I
mean ?. If you do, I will send hired killers to
finish you
ME: ok maa,
*******so this woman is only
concerned about her daughter’s nyaash, what
about sikira?*****.
Excuse me maa, can I ask a question?
Madam: go ahead.
ME: please are the children around?! I want to
introduce myself to them
****in my mind, I want to see how janet
looks like in reality****.
MaDAM: janet’s gone to a friend’s birthday
party, gideon my son is sleeping inside. Maybe
when you start your lesson, you will know
them
ME: thanks maa. One more thing please, I
wish to meet daddy too.
MADAM: laughs, daddy is not in nigeria,.
Me: ok maa, let me take my leave,

Watch out for episode two

New study confirms cockroach milk to be nutritious

Have You Heard About The Nutritious COCKROACH MILK?
Who would have thought that
scientists would find a way to make a nutritious meal out of
cockroaches, but they did, and
that’s the new trending food recommended by dieticians. They even went as far as calling it the Super Food of the future and people abroad (USA and INDIA) have already started hoping on the cockroach milk train. The gist here is that the Pacific beetle cockroach (Diploptera punctata)—a small, coffee bean- looking species—is actually viviparous, meaning it delivers offspring that are fully-formed and live, instead of incubated within eggs. During development, the tiny roach larvae will feed off a nourishing secretion produced in their mother’s brood sac. Almost all
mammals exhibit viviparity, yet only a few insects also hold this title. Knowing that delightful fact, a team of biologists at India’s Institute for Stem Cell Biology and Regenerative Medicine decided to investigate whether milk protein crystals found in the cockroach’s gut were analogous to anything found in human or cow’s milk. What they discovered was a surprisingly protein-rich substance containing more than three times the caloric energy of buffalo milk. In addition to its high protein content, the liquid
was also incredibly stable and had a mechanism for controlled nutrient release. Because of this, the researchers believe that, if
successfully synthesized, cockroach milk could be a sustainable superfood of the future. “ The crystals are like a complete food —they have proteins, fats and sugars.
If you look into the protein sequences, they have all the essential amino acids,” Sanchari Banerjee, co- author of the study that was recently published in the
International Union of Crystallography, told the Times of India. Banerjee and his colleagues were able to sequence the Pacific beetle cockroach’s milk, which gets its nutritional potency from special lipid-binding proteins called Lili-Mip
crystals. But in order to do this, the team first needed to delicately extrude the liquid from the midgets of growing embryos. This whole process took approximately 54 days in a laboratory, and yielded as much
milk as you’d expect to collect from the bellies of tiny cockroaches.

New study confirms cockroach milk to be nutritious

Have You Heard About The Nutritious COCKROACH MILK?
Who would have thought that
scientists would find a way to make a nutritious meal out of
cockroaches, but they did, and
that’s the new trending food recommended by dieticians. They even went as far as calling it the Super Food of the future and people abroad (USA and INDIA) have already started hoping on the cockroach milk train. The gist here is that the Pacific beetle cockroach (Diploptera punctata)—a small, coffee bean- looking species—is actually viviparous, meaning it delivers offspring that are fully-formed and live, instead of incubated within eggs. During development, the tiny roach larvae will feed off a nourishing secretion produced in their mother’s brood sac. Almost all
mammals exhibit viviparity, yet only a few insects also hold this title. Knowing that delightful fact, a team of biologists at India’s Institute for Stem Cell Biology and Regenerative Medicine decided to investigate whether milk protein crystals found in the cockroach’s gut were analogous to anything found in human or cow’s milk. What they discovered was a surprisingly protein-rich substance containing more than three times the caloric energy of buffalo milk. In addition to its high protein content, the liquid
was also incredibly stable and had a mechanism for controlled nutrient release. Because of this, the researchers believe that, if
successfully synthesized, cockroach milk could be a sustainable superfood of the future. “ The crystals are like a complete food —they have proteins, fats and sugars.
If you look into the protein sequences, they have all the essential amino acids,” Sanchari Banerjee, co- author of the study that was recently published in the
International Union of Crystallography, told the Times of India. Banerjee and his colleagues were able to sequence the Pacific beetle cockroach’s milk, which gets its nutritional potency from special lipid-binding proteins called Lili-Mip
crystals. But in order to do this, the team first needed to delicately extrude the liquid from the midgets of growing embryos. This whole process took approximately 54 days in a laboratory, and yielded as much
milk as you’d expect to collect from the bellies of tiny cockroaches.

Maternity shoot; trendy, classy or trashy?

More and more moms-to-be are opting to have professional photos taken while they are pregnant. Some even dare to go
bare, or close to it, and pose in skimpy lingerie or with strategically placed fabric draped across their bodies. But is showing off your baby bump
classy or trashy? Some believe pregnancy is private, and a woman's body should be kept under wraps. Others, however,
want to capture their pregnancy glow and celebrate their experience.
What's your say on this trend?

I can't keep quiet, there is poverty everywhere!

I can’t keep quiet, There’s Poverty
Everywhere – Father Mbaka Tells
Buhari
Popular Catholic priest and
Spiritual Head of Adoration
Ministry, Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka, has warned President Muhammad Buhari that Nigerians may not vote for him in 2019 if he does not address the high level of hunger and suffering in the country.
Mbaka has been one of Buhari’s
supporters since he asked Nigerians to reject Goodluck Jonathan of the PDP during the 2015 presidential pool and predicted Buhari’s victory.
But, in a surprising turn of events,
Mbaka cried out on behalf of many Nigerians who are suffering. In a new message obtained, Father Mbaka noted
that there was too much suffering in the country, and faulted the President for not appointing the right people.
He also accused the President of
listening to the wrong advice.
He said, “The issue is that Mbaka is speaking as the Spirit leads him – there is hunger everywhere. My job is to tell leaders the truth, the landlords are crying, the tenants are lamenting, sellers are crying,
buyers are lamenting – there is
hunger on the streets. “I can’t keep quiet when things are
going wrong. I am telling the
President to look around him and
know those who are advising him
rightly and those who are telling
him that there is no trouble. “The President should know that
there is trouble – if things continue like this, in the next election, nobody will vote for him.
“Whether they like it or not, I am
speaking the raw truth. If the
President should have somebody
like me and he cannot be talking
with me, then there is a problem.
“There is a problem somewhere;
somebody who can advise you
without asking for anything and he is representing the poor masses in the country and he won’t tell you lies.
“He will praise you when you are
doing well and when you are not
doing well, he will look at you in
the face and tell you.” Continuing, the Priest said, “I don’t need the President; I need God, I need the Holy Spirit, I need Jesus; there is suffering everywhere, people are suffering. “To feed is now a problem, and an hungry man is an angry man. Hunger and anger will lead to danger. So, let him know whether he can do away with some advisers around him and bring in the people who are experts in economic revamp.
“There are people who are experts..; let them begin to
empower people, people are not
empowered, they are still walking
around in vicious circles, planning and planning and planning.” Mbaka said there were no spaces left in mortuaries across the country.
“Hunger is everywhere, many
neighbours don’t eat again, many
are being attacked by hunger,
hunger is becoming a normal thing and there are people responsible for this. “Mortuary and ambulance business is now thriving because many cannot afford drugs. In today's Nigeria, many are becoming hawkers, who will buy from you, with what?” “So, the President should sit up – there is a red light blinking on the country… We need economic experts, gurus, sages that are sincere, who can come in and think about our economic revamp.”